contact versus telemiscommunications

zachariebutts: arseniks: Im not sorry what is happening

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:29:14 -0400

zachariebutts:

arseniks:

Im not sorry

what is happening

buttlicked: There are tears coming from my eyes

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:08:24 -0400

buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:07:27 -0400

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

s33r-of-void: zeezee-vonteese: silentbutgolden: arandomwhitedude: What if you jizzed...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:53:45 -0400

s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

goddeer: if anyones wondering where the whole 8 Penis and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:48:16 -0400

goddeer:

if anyones wondering where the whole 8 Penis and Feminism saga started, here is the requested photoset. tune in tomorrow for more penis-inhaling fun for the whole female-side-of-the-family on Girl Channel; where girls live up to the only thing they’re useful for

more-than-50-fandoms: thankyoubasedmeguka: when people yell at you for stuff you can’t...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:42:59 -0400

more-than-50-fandoms:

thankyoubasedmeguka:

when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control

“stop being so nervous”

“there’s nothing to even worry about”

“stop raising your voice”

“why are you being so sad”

but really just do you know what stockholm syndrome actually is like do you know how it works have...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:41:02 -0400

but really just

do you know what stockholm syndrome actually is

like do you know how it works

have you actually paid any attention to beauty and the beast

just

ugh

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:38:34 -0400

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

i hate it when i get hypocritical because i was whining about someone doing the exact same thing i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:32:08 -0400

i hate it when i get hypocritical because i was whining about someone doing the exact same thing i just did right now but

REALLY

raineblade: the truth behind Disney movies except belle only...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:30:17 -0400

raineblade:

the truth behind Disney movies

except belle only started warming up to beast when he stopped acting like an asshole, and when beast let her go, she left and only came back because people were coming to kill him

and ariel wanted to become a human before she first saw eric so she had more motivation than just wanting his dick

Anxiety: hey!

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:23:30 -0400

Anxiety: hey!

Me: what now?

Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.

Me: ...great

Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.

Me: ....

Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.

Me: ....

Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?

Me: ....

Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!

Me: ...shut up.

Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?

Me: Shut up!

Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol

Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?

Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.

zacharries: [kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:22:33 -0400

zacharries:

[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character

LET'S PLAY A GAME

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:21:50 -0400

skrilladex:

submit me the worst disney crossover shipping videos you can find

if your video drives me to drink then congratulations you win

GO, DO, IT’LL BE FUNNY

klaineforchristmas: onewhositswiththeturtles: Sometimes I get...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:16:19 -0400

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

tekena: A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:12 -0400

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

theliteralheartofjesus: pettyartist: sleepingwithpiercethemice:...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:05:42 -0400

theliteralheartofjesus:

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

All I could think about when Tony was tied up was that if he had watched this video, maybe he could have escaped

bootipop: When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:03:51 -0400

bootipop:

When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing

dansphalluspalace: videohall: The cutest noise in the world- a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:38:56 -0400

dansphalluspalace:

videohall:

The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute howl

it tries so hard

ju5t4n3rd: areyoutryingtodeduceme: mrbluechalk: radioactivepap...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:34:56 -0400

ju5t4n3rd:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

dont forget to add the crushed up sleeping pills.

angryasiangirlsunited: svartskalleroy: Rough translation:...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:32:50 -0400

angryasiangirlsunited:

svartskalleroy:

Rough translation: People who live in the blue line - don’t go out! The nazis have lighter fluid, batons etc and they are in Rinkeby right now.

To non white followers in Sweden.

If you live in the blue line or even nearby, please stay indoors. Also, yesterday these motherfuckers were in the Tumba area and if you live there or nearby (for example Flemingsberg, Huddinge, Tullinge), please don’t leave your house.