May 2013
hahahahaha oh this is juuust peachy
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
dinkleberg is in the shop yet again
i am prepared for the worst
wheeee i have to go get new brake pads tomorrow!
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superjakeyp19 replied to your post: why doesn’t jake just have like a fucking harem of…
shshshshshshshshshshsh youre gonna make me blush
but it’s true
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secretarystark replied to your post: why doesn’t jake just have like a fucking harem of…
yeah really though
i know right
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why doesn’t jake just have like a fucking harem of adoring girls cause he really deserves to just have all kinds of love
laughs insanely
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
damnablepencil:
krabwatch:
m4ngos:
krabwatch:
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Me: A dull knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
xizeta:
Wow I’m getting a lot of these done. Feel free to use~
Choose Your Own Session: A Ramencon Homestuck...
skrilladex:
hi i’m pix and i already made a huge post about this but i needed to make an updated one.
ramencon (if you’ve never been to it) is a small con in northwest indiana. last years homestuck panel got a huge response, and this year, we’ve been promoted to the main event room, so we’re taking this panel in a much different direction than the typical Q&A so we can make some serious...
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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if anyone sees pictures of me as sugar from saturday, please let me know
i took none of my own pictures in it and i really want to see what i looked like
i had the dark blond wig with the pink undershirt and the bandages all across my stomach
yknow what i hate?
i hate that you and your friends ritually hang out in meijer like a bunch of morons
i hate that you fucking locked on to me when i accidentally stepped one foot into the same aisle as you and you started smirking
i hate that you took me walking away as a challenge to start going out if your way to make me as uncomfortable as possible, including laughing as you purposely...
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i don’t have a whole lot of good things to say about acen
it was fun hanging out with jourdan, marisa, and leah at cantown
it was fun cosplaying sugar
my xion photoshoot was fun
but other than that the whole weekend was just insanely underwhelming, disappointing, and stressful
way, way too fucking stressful
so honestly, acen this year is on the same level of awfulness as uchicon
if i...
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
